March Madness

I was going to use this space to make some witty comments, refer to the rankings, say something about upsets and surprises in the games so far, say that Duke sucks, etc. But, carpe diem, I am in first place and surely not going to stay there. So I’ll talk a little smack, while I’m here (totally different from trash talk, btw): You all are so bad at picking brackets, that you are currently losing to someone who once had a pet rabbit named Captain Picard. TODAY I AM THE PRESIDENT OF MARCH MADNESS.